![]() Okay, enough of this claptrap! This is a music review, people! Stop trying to distract me from completing my mission!įrou Frou was a one-time collaboration between Ms. All it takes is a look, a move, a word, or me playing with my tits in a certain way while I coldly and completely ignore his strenuous efforts. Arrogance is just a mask for vulnerability, and I love ripping away that mask. A stiff one makes a guy feel strong, manly and arrogant. ![]() ![]() There’s beauty in the breakdown. That’s what I love about fucking guys: the moment when he gives it up. The song that clarified it all for me is the first song on Details, “Let Go.” I don’t know if Imogen Heap was singing about letting go of one’s bullshit, letting go of one’s hangups or letting go of repressed emotions, but I tailored her message to fit my specific needs: If all it came down to was clitoral-vaginal stimulation, I knew of many excellent vibrators available on the market that would have allowed me a comparable level of satisfaction without all the noise of male insecurity. I knew what I liked about the sexual experience with women, but even though I seemed to like having sex with guys, the exact words to describe what I liked about it continued to escape me. Not that a kid growing up in San Francisco is saddled with too much in the way of heterosexual expectations, but still, San Francisco is a little piece of America and most Americans still prefer to see a man and a woman atop the wedding cake. Men are so fragile! Women can take so much more!Īnyway, during those years I began to wonder if my attraction to males had more to do with cultural norms than desire. They’re also fun to whack from time to time, though you have to be careful not to damage that sensitive skin encasing the blood flow or the little buddy will shrink into oblivion. Don’t get me wrong, I love the feel of a penis inside me, and I’m not at all particular about size. All they have is that ridiculous looking thing that’s either flailing about aimlessly, disappearing into their balls or standing at attention as if expecting a salute. Guys, on the other hand, are kind of silly looking, and they don’t have tits or twats to provide additional options for entertainment. Chicks are hot! Female beauty activates desire and desire activates my dominance. With chicks, triggering my sexual aggressiveness is easy. My natural tendency is to take the lead and dominate intimate relationships. I don’t think that’s what they had in mind. Thanks to Imogen Heap and Guy Sigsworth, I was finally able to articulate what motivated my desire to dominate the male half of the species. Unfortunately, the college administrators refused to recognize Fucking as a legitimate field of study, so I had to stop every now and then to attend classes in International Relations so I could get my degree, prove to the world that I had brains and justify all that money I borrowed from the government (and have yet to pay back in full).ĭetails was one of the albums playing in the soundtrack of my life back then, and it proved to be one of the albums that had the greatest influence on me. During my first real period of independence, I majored in eroticism and minored in music. Ah, college! Those glorious days of drunkenness, debauchery and decrepit, deteriorating dorms! The dorms were so shitty that a girlfriend and I lived off campus the last two years, and that’s when things really got hot and heavy.
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